Monday, 10 December 2012
Afternoon Tea with Bamfs and PR
Sassy barked an important announcement.
"Okay everyone according to my notes we have a BIG fight scene coming up so we're going to break for afternoon tea or coffee or whatever you drink, non-alcoholic, please!"
And now we're ignoring the Fourth Wall! Again!
Now for a direct appeal from our characters!
Ladies and Gentle Beings our scribe has gotten somewhat distracted by her annnual frenzy of almost useless prexmas PR for card and gift design.
We keep telling her she should just focus on us but then she despairing looks at the Google stats and glares at us and then despairing looks at the lack of sales or PayPal donations and then logs off the computer and does some boring and mundane chore like pay a bill or cook or wash clothes sooo please remember to tell your friends and family to visit temporal pests or one of our scribes other sites like
www.cafepress.com/voxyvisions or www.redbubble.com/people/scholara
oh yes we nearly forget the scribe is glaring at us by the way
our scribe works casually so she gets NO vacation pay and the local college just ended its term so no work for six weeks so please think about visiting those sites and helping her with some PR okay
Now back to Afternooon Tea.
One of the reasons people were willing to work for and with Sassy and Goldie was that Lady Zen Shipper had some amazing recipes in her replicator and some wonderful goodies in storage.
Real Italian Gelato served in Ming dynasty porcelain bowls.
Japanese tea sweets. A choice of ice or hot tea green or "black".
Freshly baked scones with REAL cream and jam.
Tiny but delicious little dumplings and pastries and small but intensely flavorsome chocolates.
And real picnic rugs scattered with cushions and parasols for thos ewho needed them.
Fluvia and girls from Pasadena were pouring tea for the others and even the B$%fs
were behaving after an initial attempt to swarm and grab all the cake at all had been stopped by Fluvia heroicly cooing "Who needs a group hug?"
She had briefly disappeared into a swarm of B$%fs until the other ladies girls and women present grabbed a few B$%fs each and helped her with the group hug.
Now sated with affection and cakes the B%^Fs were being also adorable and were walking around the picnicers offering plates and platters of food.
"How many things are left on this list?" asked Fluvia.
"We're about half way through it both time and item wise!" replied Sassy.
Next time what's happening elsewhere.