Sunday, 7 October 2012
On a certain island that recently appeared off the coast of California a notoriously tense tall individual with a visual problem that acquired him to wear red tinted lenses was trying to hold a crisis meeting.
Unfortunately the only person of self importance who had shown up was his current girlfriend who was reading Vogue.
"Where is everyone!"
"Eric went to London for a photo shoot with Ian McKellen and Michael Fassbender, our black ops guy has gone to Japan, the kids are clubbing or shopping, Leonard's liberating dolphins, Peter's taken the Pride of Chicago to go gallery cruising, and I want to go shopping NOW!"
"So is anyone actually left on the island?"
"Just us. Just you and me watching you be very very serious.
Aren't you a lucky I find that ... alluring?"
We better end there!
(Scribal yes this is very short but folks I'm dealing with sick relatives)