Tuesday, 16 October 2012

Gothamic kNights

Gotham(ic) kNights

Sassy and Goldie are STILL working their way down that list.

A city on an island in a bay.

The architecture is a strange blend of Art Deco Gothic and 19th century slum.

Yes it is off the Eastern Coast of the USA.

and the people ...?

"Sign up here for the Gothamic Haunts Tour!"

"Travel by helicopter and see the rooftops and alleyways of Gotham(ic) city or walk through the shadows and dark alleys. Visit that night club with the Black and White Avian theme. Watch our infamous criminals in action!"

Meanwhile an "ART" crime is being thwarted.

One of Gotham's finest has cornered the person who thinks he's funny at an art gallery charity event.

"Wham Bang Punch"

"Your scrawly sadistic @#$%^&* You destroyed my family! You crippled my daughter! You inspired other idiots to do weird stuff! You increased the amount of paperwork I have to do!"

Yes the Commish is doing some performance art with the oh you know who I'm hinting  at but eventually I'ld love to make this a PRO REAL book and as Copyright law ... blahargh.

He is interrupted by a Goullawk shouting,

"We're terribly sorry Mr Commissioner but we need to speak with Mister Jee?"

Enter the Goullawk and the Dachshund suitably attired as Batdach and Nightgoullawk in black satin capes red vests and black masks and of course usability belts. (Scribal note Use Useful Utility all those words come from Latin)

Sassy added "You too Other Mister Jay! We've got invitations for some police work and anarchy too!"

"We couldn't ask Batty cos he's run off to elope with Slinky!"

(Somewhere in Venice a retired feline burglar and a philanthropist are sipping champagne and reclining on silk sheets and ignoring all messages to them)

Goldie added "and the Hyper Metro city Alien is hiding or maybe sulking in his Polar Vacation Home.

Fluvia who was with them smiled and muttered to herself
"and those photos of Clark being confronted by Lana Lois and Diana are going to earn me a small fortune on the Black Market!"

To be erratically continued sooner or later .