Somewhere in the multiverse ... two lazy characters have forgotten to update their author! Their poor author with a severe case of the winter blues ...
"Did you hear distant screaming?'
"We frequently hear distant screaming?"
"It sounded like our author. I better check our diary."
Shrieking more shrieking
"we're THAT OVERDUE ..."
Some people are having their sashimi rations cut. Not me.