Be warned therein is much silliness!
Temporal Pests ONE Copyright Julie Vaux 2012 - 2014 and 2016
TIME OUT FOR A PAIR OF CHARACTERS OUTSIDE TIME
In Which We meet Two Rather Unusual Little People and Some of Their Many Friends and Enemies.
There are places within the Multiverse, which are both in and outside of what some call the eleven dimensions of space-time and others an infinite standing wave. In these “between” places you can move and exist beyond the normal limits of sentient perception. Some folk call them spatio-temporal nodes, other shadow knots, or shimmer points, or stranger names. If you are there, then you can be and go almost anywhere, and yet also any when, for they are the places where time-slips and trans-dimensional gates manifest in densely woven clusters, instead of as scattered anomalies.
This particular one would look to most humans, when moving towards it, like a flower of many petals with each petal being a slightly different color. The colors move through the entire spectrum of possible radiation. Imagine also that this blossom has no stem and its petals rotate around what looks like a circle made of many tangents joining, with lines formed by waves converging in and out of existence.
Some of those lines flow into the petals in a way that suggests those petals are an illusion caused by the convergence of tangents and merely areas of stillness within a pattern of waves. The lines or pistils quiver endlessly like a harp string vibrating in such a way you see one primary string and several others at the same time. Perhaps they are echoes of cosmic or quantum strings.
Look closer and you will see that the petals seem to be joined by silver wire. Come even closer and you will the silver wire is multi-stranded. Here and there structures are attached to each strand and there are objects moving around those structures. You may also see shapes that suggest doors and gates, or mirrors, round, square, sealed, and open. Through these structures a variety of beings move. Some of them are humanoid and wear coverings suggesting uniforms. Others are not remotely humanoid, occasionally biped, and probably sentient.
Two of the non humanoid beings, who were definitely not two-limbed but allegedly sentient, depending on who you asked, and what experiences they had previously with them, were being forcibly placed into an enclosure in one of these structures, being thrown within actually, to accompanying bellows of, “AND STAY IN THERE!” A force-field sealed the enclosure to the protesting yelps and argles of two peculiar beings.
The one who yelped was female and looked like a Standard Red Long haired dachshund of impeccable bloodlines and powerful elegance. She appeared to be the sort of dachshund that occupants of the darkest densest forests of central Europe, from the smallest hare up to massive wild boars, hide from, shivering, as they hear the pack sniffling after them. This variety of Terran canine, also hunts and stalks small dangerous (well to canid livers) items like chocolate Lamingtons and Anzac biscuits. They also do population control for edible pests, like rats, and their range of predation varies upwards in scale to much larger prey, like time lost dinosaurs, and those dragons of the kith and darkling kin, whose behaviour gave more honorable dragons a bad reputation, and possibly also bandersnatchi and even stranger beasts and brutes.
The other female looked like the result obtained, if someone, who really should not have been allowed near genetic engineering devices, had created a cross between a small dragonoid and a seal, with more than a dash of otter and goldfish, but no visible scales or fur. A large finned tail curved into a torso which had two front flippers and the whole body was covered with a skin that seemed to shimmer as if scaled but also had a soft satiny texture. This torso narrowed into a long slender neck topped by a head and muzzle that tapered and split into four digits at the end, giving this being a rather snaggly smile. She had “teeth” or fangs or claws at the end of each flexible "finger".
The designer or creator was apparently fixated on using pink, gold, and purple, and their creation also appeared to be wearing purple makeup outlining its mouth parts and eyes, and was currently wearing glitter covered sunglasses, that a certain Aussie dame would have adored. Or possibly someone had carefully applied make-up? Certainly several individuals had expressed a wish to find out where Goldie, a.k.a. Gilda Dragonides, bought her make-up although with the aim of having her banned from shopping from wherever that was.
Sassy the canid member of this duet, shook out her fur, and snapped and snarled.
“Honestly I so did NOT do graffiti on the Sphinx of “Sassy was here!” in gold glitter! Like practically every one else has but not moi! That poor bulge of rock has been hacked at and scribbled on by Aliens, Atlanteans, Egyptians, Greeks, and oh yes, was it Napoleon’s army who used it for target practise? BUT NOT ME! Honestly if the Sphinx really was an alien construct they should have made it a robot so it can get up and walk into the desert away from all those vandals!”
The small dragonoid by her side argled in agreement making Goullawk utterances that translated into English as, “Yes, they even blamed us for some stuff we haven’t done, as if we would do anything like that, when we were busy doing other things, like transporting Frodo and Gandalf into that producer’s office! Teehee! And then we took those Kaledian mutant cyborgs to …”
“Quiet!” hissed Sassy, “You want more reality violations added to the list! We’re just going to have to stay here and behave until Uncle Gus bails us out! He’ll understand why we couldn’t resist sooling that gene construct based on a giant mutant lizard onto the Capital of a certain evil galactic mega-corp. So a few people got probably mmm ….”
“Squashed?!” squealed Goldie gleefully, “but they were evil clone slavers!”
Sassy sighed and lay down carefully arranging herself in the infamous “I’m so elegant and innocent so how could you believe I would do that?” position of head resting on crossed forelegs and slightly raised brow ridges with relaxed ears. Goldie copied her with differing results as a Goullawk with drooping ear fins but raised eye ridges lying down looks more a pathetic abandoned bath toy.
Goullawks vary considerably in size, according to age, gender, and diet. Goldie’s size could perhaps best be described as lap dragon although other Goullawks have been mistaken for traditional Celtic monsters of sea loch and shore.
After a while Sassy, being naturally optimistic cheered up and whispered to Goldie.
“They still haven’t found out where we parked Lady Zen Shipper so we can still have more adventures once Uncle Gus gets us out of here!”
Goldie argled a question, “Why hasn’t Uncle Gus bailed us out yet?”
“Uncle Gus will come and get us!” replied Sassy, “I’m one of his favorite grand-nieces!”
Goldie hakkegled a question, “mmm he has about three hundred grand nieces?”
“But he only has one me!” replied Sassy proudly tilting her muzzle.
This display of self-esteem was interrupted by noises from outside.
Sounds of violence begun to boom, and the hiss of energy beams forcing subatomic particles to change orbits could be heard, and sonic blasters zinging against walls, along with the screams of injured or angry beings. Midst all this chaos, riot, and mayhem, a small dog came sashaying up the corridor towards them.
“Hey that’s me!” barked Sassy.
“Blahargh???” responded Goldie, stretching her head towards the door and fanning out both ear fins in bewilderment. The small figure walked over to a console, stretched up and placed its forepaws on a button, and the force field holding them back disappeared.
Sassy started towards her doppelganger.
“Don’t get too close! There’ll be temporal flashback if you do!” cried out her mirror image.
“You are me!” cried Sassy, “How?”
“Look it’s going to take you about three days to figure out why we’re both here but its not a closed temporal loop yet, but it will be a crossover if we get this right! Hurry up and escape out of here and get help! Certain forces of evil and various villians are attempting to take over this node so they can rewrite their personal histories! Make sure you ask for help BEFORE you come back here. Tara told me so! The Buddhist one! And the help has to arrive three days from now or it can’t get here! Hurry!”
Sassy’s temporal doppelganger turned and raced away from them. Sassy and Goldie looked fretfully at each other.
“Now would be a good time to go home?” burbled Goldie who proceeded to flipper walk away from Sassy.
Sassy sat there for a moment still stunned by seeing herself. What had her doppelganger meant? Get help? This wasn’t her problem. This was an opportunity to escape?
Goldie not hearing the swash of fur behind or next to her turned around and hakkergled,
“Hello is this that temporal flashie thing that being who looked like you talked about?”
She waddled back and nudged Sassy with her snout, blattering her eyelids, (a movement like fluttering but faster almost a flickering) and blurbled, “Hello Galpal Goldie to Super Sassy! Time to go, Go! GO!”
Sassy shook herself. “Yes let’s go find an active portal or a quantum tunnel and reach Lady Zen Shipper!”
They trotted down the corridor, two small figures unnoticed amidst a confusion and commocion (a lovely Spanish word overdue to be borrowed into English) of giant, medium, and small sized, killer robots, evil cyborgs of several kinds, wicked druids and fashionistas, and various hooded and caped figures, and many individuals of several genders wearing the sort of tailored clothing that says I’m rich, powerful and probably have a dubious grasp of basic ethics along with dodgy dress sense! Yes the forces of evil were partying! Some of them even wore outfits that were actually tastefully frightening!
Along the way Sassy and Goldie trotted past some of the individuals from the various Time Space Patrols and Temporal Bureaus and other such agencies, who had placed them in the holding area to await judgement. A small group of humans in a variety of uniforms and suits were kneeling behind a console firing rayguns, bazookas, energy rifles, flechette guns, and just plain bullets, at an advancing cacophonic chaos of caped figures, fiends, and their cronies, devices, lackeys and hench-folk.
Sassy cheerfully hollered as she trotted past. “Hi guys! We’re free again!”
Goldie added in Goullawk, having remembered what the other Sassy had asked them to do, “and going to get help!!!” and bobbed her head up and down in a manner that was meant to look reassuringly cute. It did if you were a younger Goullawk worried about being eaten by its elders, who seemed to be considering whether it was too stupid or dysfunctional to enjoy the continual privilege of life, but to a human it just looked weird and demented! And so not reassuring!
“Commander” asked one of the humans, “May I please shoot them too?”
“No!” stated the Commander, “they might help!”
“Help do what make things more complicated or worse!” responded the questioner, “Them? Help? They’re Teckelsteiners! You know what their idea of help is, making such a mess of things we have to go in and rearrange people’s memories or remove anomalies or or or …”
“Incoming!” screamed someone else as fireballs were launched at them and they all ducked for cover. When they looked up again Sassy and Goldie were out of sight. A team of hench-folk were approaching with large nets and lassos and other objects such as nunchakus and knuckledusters designed to deliver stunning force viciously. Barely visible to the rear were a group of older semi-retired villains sitting on a shielded antigravity platform comfortably sipping drinks and apparently marking scores on clipboards. Just as the heroes, good guys, and other relatively righteous folk, and let’s not forget honorable lady amazons, were about to run out of weapon power, and the lackeys and henchpersons closed in on them, the commander turned to his men and made a promise while manfully posing.
“Have no fear! Help is on the way! If not those dachshunds then shirley someone else will send help soon!”
“I think that’s surely sir!” replied someone as he pivoted to kick a servant of evil in what he hoped was a delicate region, and gasped, as he contacted with hidden solid metal, “but the odds are sheerly against us! However,” he croaked and gasped, mentally cursing the inventor of metal codpieces, “could tiny lil dogs poss’ly help! AAARGH!”
“Have no fear,” bellowed the commander heroically; being a graduate of that type of Shakespearian theatre training which often ends up being used in cult sci-fi shows, “Dachshunds don’t know the meaning of the word impossible. And they’re fearless and courageous!”
“They don’t know the meaning of fear so they’ll front up to any threat?” yelled someone who sensibly had thrown their empty gun away and was swinging a sledgehammer towards a pale-skinned cyborg’s head.
“No they’re dachshunds” cried the commander. “They’re fearless about most things except bath time and they really don’t know the meaning of the word impossible. They just don’t understand it!”
He was about to explain that dachshunds, especially those from Teckelstein, had an attitude about reality and life best described as a belief that if you couldn’t do it yourself you just find some nice friendly kind human to con into doing it for you, but just then a giant robot vented a cloud of sleeping gas over them. Meanwhile Sassy and Goldie had quietly slipped through a quantum tunnel off to retrieve Lady Zen Shipper.
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Sunday, 11 September 2016
Thursday, 19 June 2014
DODO SUPER FLYING ULTRA POSTAL SERVICE
Sassy's trip through the vortex had brought her to the Door that goes almost Everywhere and When.
"DODO's Super Flying Ultra Postal Service Head Office Please!"
In an neglected corner of fan fiction was Generic City
(see Just a Lotta animals if you can find it)
and in Generic City was a service run about some very special pigeons and parrots and other Avians. someone had genespliced a pigeon a dodo and possibly a bit of African Grey parrot. The result had a perch behind a counter and was wearing a ww2 fighter pilot cap.
"Oh hello Sassy havnt seen any of your folk for a while."
"Dodo dear do you have an active link to Teckelstein?" asked Sassy as she trotted behind the counter into the staff area.
"I've got a tech team looking at that now. The light keeps blinking on and off!"
The pigeon flapped down a corridor and Sassy trotted swiftly below and just a little behind him.
They entered a room full of blinking lights with names like Westeros, Honorverse, Disney Anime, Urban Noir, Uber Chicago and of course Discworld. Each of these lights had a pigeon size door below it and various notes, like beware the gargoyles, avoid the dragons, or force shield necessary.
On the floor below some very large rats wearing tool belts were swarming in and out of a mechanism that seemed to be connecting various cables to the lights and doors and a large monitor. There was a shriek from inside that mechanism and a ratty scream of
"See I told you it was live. Use the meter!"
A slightly scorched rodent wombled out towards them spun around and collapsed.
"Will he be alright?' asked Sassy smelling burnt fur.
"Ello ello ello wot can ay do for youse?" asked another rodent wearing a white cap and glasses.
"Teckelstein! Has the link stabilised!"
Well we're getting a lot of quantum fluctation today but yes while I don't think a medium to large humanoid could travel through quantum we can generate a quantum level tunneling for a smaller being like your ladyship or our couriers!
Dodo puffed out his chest.
"What message do you want me to deliver Sassy?"
"Several actually! I have a list!" stated the dachshund.
To be continued when my informants don't get distracted and forget to discover notes to me!
Spoiler alert I swear by the nine muses certain events in upcoming episodes occurred BEFORE Forever Evil and of course this is fiction but why do the girls keep "guessing" about certain events? worrisome? Mr L is trying along with Young L#$% to break the mythic cycle and the girls have been insisting for years that ... what next a certain Lannister finally gets his hands on gunpowder and cannonry?
Final note to readers I am actually writing a serious SF novel.
This series ... isn't ...any definable genre?
"DODO's Super Flying Ultra Postal Service Head Office Please!"
In an neglected corner of fan fiction was Generic City
(see Just a Lotta animals if you can find it)
and in Generic City was a service run about some very special pigeons and parrots and other Avians. someone had genespliced a pigeon a dodo and possibly a bit of African Grey parrot. The result had a perch behind a counter and was wearing a ww2 fighter pilot cap.
"Oh hello Sassy havnt seen any of your folk for a while."
"Dodo dear do you have an active link to Teckelstein?" asked Sassy as she trotted behind the counter into the staff area.
"I've got a tech team looking at that now. The light keeps blinking on and off!"
The pigeon flapped down a corridor and Sassy trotted swiftly below and just a little behind him.
They entered a room full of blinking lights with names like Westeros, Honorverse, Disney Anime, Urban Noir, Uber Chicago and of course Discworld. Each of these lights had a pigeon size door below it and various notes, like beware the gargoyles, avoid the dragons, or force shield necessary.
On the floor below some very large rats wearing tool belts were swarming in and out of a mechanism that seemed to be connecting various cables to the lights and doors and a large monitor. There was a shriek from inside that mechanism and a ratty scream of
"See I told you it was live. Use the meter!"
A slightly scorched rodent wombled out towards them spun around and collapsed.
"Will he be alright?' asked Sassy smelling burnt fur.
"Ello ello ello wot can ay do for youse?" asked another rodent wearing a white cap and glasses.
"Teckelstein! Has the link stabilised!"
Well we're getting a lot of quantum fluctation today but yes while I don't think a medium to large humanoid could travel through quantum we can generate a quantum level tunneling for a smaller being like your ladyship or our couriers!
Dodo puffed out his chest.
"What message do you want me to deliver Sassy?"
"Several actually! I have a list!" stated the dachshund.
To be continued when my informants don't get distracted and forget to discover notes to me!
Spoiler alert I swear by the nine muses certain events in upcoming episodes occurred BEFORE Forever Evil and of course this is fiction but why do the girls keep "guessing" about certain events? worrisome? Mr L is trying along with Young L#$% to break the mythic cycle and the girls have been insisting for years that ... what next a certain Lannister finally gets his hands on gunpowder and cannonry?
Final note to readers I am actually writing a serious SF novel.
This series ... isn't ...any definable genre?
Saturday, 4 January 2014
Wednesday, 14 August 2013
meet the constructor again
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Thursday, 18 July 2013
Powering UP
Powering up
If rock could steam Teckelstein would look like a comet.
At the moment the shields were glowing various engines were throbbing humming vibrating shaking and overloading. Psionic amplifier crystals blazed as if stars were in their hearts or whole galaxies and perhaps given the strange places the crystals had been collected across the multiverse perhaps some of those stones did hold astronomical entities. The improbability drive was shivering rainbows. Out in the streets plazas squares and other public gathering places the residents of Teckelstein were gathering to sing and pray since many of those devices were sensitive to thoughts and notions and wishes of love faith and hope.
Friendly dragons were firing up odd steam devices covered with symbols of inlay mithril and othr mythical magical metals.
A flight of bluebirds was circling the central lake shedding blessings. Phoenixes were donating plumage for great workings and amongst all this one small black and tan hound studied the skies as Teckelstein moved across around or through subspace the shattered wreckage of forgotten worlds hyperspace and high places unspace and chaotic places and strange voids racing towards Earth and its sun powering up for the leap to the Node.
Gentle reades of all the strange devices and technologies and machinery Teckelsteins use the most powerful of all is the improbability drive for it works on an influx of love faith and hope a trinity more powerful than science or magic so as our characters and plot lines slowly converge to a final battle send you your wishes prayers and thoughts and repeat the magic words.
I BELIEVE IN DACHSHUNDS
TECKELSTEIN IS REAL
If rock could steam Teckelstein would look like a comet.
At the moment the shields were glowing various engines were throbbing humming vibrating shaking and overloading. Psionic amplifier crystals blazed as if stars were in their hearts or whole galaxies and perhaps given the strange places the crystals had been collected across the multiverse perhaps some of those stones did hold astronomical entities. The improbability drive was shivering rainbows. Out in the streets plazas squares and other public gathering places the residents of Teckelstein were gathering to sing and pray since many of those devices were sensitive to thoughts and notions and wishes of love faith and hope.
Friendly dragons were firing up odd steam devices covered with symbols of inlay mithril and othr mythical magical metals.
A flight of bluebirds was circling the central lake shedding blessings. Phoenixes were donating plumage for great workings and amongst all this one small black and tan hound studied the skies as Teckelstein moved across around or through subspace the shattered wreckage of forgotten worlds hyperspace and high places unspace and chaotic places and strange voids racing towards Earth and its sun powering up for the leap to the Node.
Gentle reades of all the strange devices and technologies and machinery Teckelsteins use the most powerful of all is the improbability drive for it works on an influx of love faith and hope a trinity more powerful than science or magic so as our characters and plot lines slowly converge to a final battle send you your wishes prayers and thoughts and repeat the magic words.
I BELIEVE IN DACHSHUNDS
TECKELSTEIN IS REAL
Thursday, 23 May 2013
The Wizards of London
LONDON CHURNING
and burning too!
and the resident wizards are not happy!
Sassy Goldie and Jonahexed had intended to park Lady Zen Shipper at the park at the end of Respite Street.
The street however was a smouldering ruin with fires still burning in some houses, others destroyed completely, and the surface of the street cracked and split with holes and impact craters.
"where are all the people?" cried Sassy, "oh no, Reg, Her, Dr. A!"
"One of those piles of rubble is moving?" Fluvia stated.
A metallic arm could be seen punching upwards moving rubble aside. Very soon a cyborg housewife wearing a charred frilly apron could been seen smashing rubble and heard screaming too.
"My garden! My garden!"
Reg was the next to emerge from the cellar moving over to the part of the rubble apparently covering his taxi and was using his levitators to bob up and down in a manner both erratic and irate.
"My taxi! My beautiful cab! OY! I just had her waxed polished last week! #$!@##@$#%$$@!"
JonaHexed pointed towards the centre of the city.
The ground was churning. Roads leading towards the city were rippling and cracking. Something was moving under the ground. The buildings of the city were moving too shaking and swaying. Tentacles were rising from the ground. Burning tentacles belonging to some being with a biochemistry allowing it to have a body temperature so high its touch burnt and melted everything around it.
The Subchthonic races were rising to the surface.
Squads of angry archaeozooic reptilians awakened from hibernation were also rampaging the streets along with survivors from buried alien shipwrecks and mole like people and pale skinned subterranean adapted hominids plus a light scattering of fast and slow swarms of zombies.
Directly below them other survivors were climbing up out of the ruins.
Dr A was amongst them and he was very unhappy with a look that could quall civil servants of several ranks. He was so angry he was actually visibly using magic. Fires were going out around him and frost forming on the ground immediately about him.
"Should we be worried that Dr. A might be going dark?" asked Fluvia.
"There's one than one Wizard in London," stated JonaHexed.
"So?" asked Fluvia.
"Yes there they are walking up the street towards us!" replied JonaHexed pointing at a group walking towards them. The group included a beraggled middle aged mage with what could only be called dirty blonde hair in a rather grotty trench coat who was smoking, the owner of a shop that was really more a storage unit for arcane items, and some clearly upper class individual with an air of authority in a very expensive but well kept older coat and suit. He had an apprentice with him a young man part West African in appearance but all Londoner.
The smoker stopped walking opened his mouth to speak and begun to his horror to cough and wheeze.
The others glared at him and one of them muttered cynically
" ... well that proves the Laws of Magic have changed his anti-lung damage spell has stopped working."
"I don't suppose ..." asked the authoritative looking man "Young Timothy or any of the Potters have shown up amongst this chaos or that fellow from Chicago or that New York based mage or any of the Merlins?"
"I am here!" snapped Dr. A giving them a look that could have turned Epping Forest into a barren polar waste.
"We're here too!" remarked Sassy with distracting cheeriness sensing a possible fight.
There was an equally distracting hissing noise in the distance as larges wave suddenly surged up out of the Thames and its tributaries putting out many of the fires in the city.
"ah the Ladies of the River have taken action!" remarked the man in the old but stylish overcoat.
"some one is going to pay for the damage to my triffid collection!" snarled Dr. A who was glaring at the ruins of his house and garden.
"AH" cooed fluvia using her most seductively dangerous tone of voice,"speaking about that perhaps you gentlemen would like to assist us ...?"
to be continued sooner or later
Tuesday, 23 April 2013
One last name or more?
One last name.
"so who's the final invite to this party?"
asked Sassy looking up earnestly at Fluvia.
Fluvia stopped and squinted at the list.
"I strongly suspect there are a couple of more names under these stains!"
Goldie peered up at the list.
"Shall we just do the one we ca ... look the letters are changing as I read them!"
Lady Zen Shipper suddenly turned and there was a terrible ugly noise if she was being dragged along something rough and nasty.
Some one shouted.
"The walls are fading!"
"No no they're closing in!"
"I'm melting!"
"No it's a reality reset!"
The walls returned only now they seemed to be made of tinted glass though there was a clear area where a viewing screen had been showing a mass of roiling darkness.
Jonahexed shuddered and went into frantic explanotary mode.
"Someonewastalkingabouthisbackatheclub ... I ... I think we dropped below a critical reader threshold and have been sucked into the Dark Recycling Maelstrom!"
Readers shout out for Teckelstein!
Don't blame me I'm just the scribe.
Next time dodos and imaginary friends and other wierd stuff.
Tuesday, 15 January 2013
Explaining Temporal Pests
This blog is the place to follow the adventures of the Temporal Pests Sassy and Goldie.
Sassy is from Teckelstein so she's an extra ordinary super sentient dachshund aristocrat from a pocket universe that can move throughout the multiverse and thru time and space and alternate realities, dreamings and fictionalities.
Goldie is a Goullawk a small dragon like creature with front flippers and tail flukes no wings and a magnificent crest of head feathers plus large fin like ears. She is a refugee from fan fiction who's definitely a character.
Other Characters.
Lady Zen Shipper. She's ...well let's just say two someones visited the same junkyard or museum or what ever that a certain other famous timeship came from.
Lay Zen Shipper however is a slightly more modern and less damaged model.
Well Lady Zen Shipper needs repairs or a rest or just occasionally wanders off on her own the girls use the services of REG the only Dawllawk London Taxi Cab Driver. Reg is NOT a D#$%& not really not despite the close physical resemblance ... really but if a D#$%& became sane it would probably be as cynical and sarcastic as REG.
I'm trying to arrange to have various pro artists do portraits of the girls but that requires MONEY so please use that Paypal tip jar and maybe suggest an artist too? Apart from that we're free though if there's ever the demand I'll put the girls' portraits onto merchandise?
IF I do ever get Paypal donations or sell some cups or mugs or something you have my promise 50% of Paypal and sales will be go to charity!
Posts to this post will continue until I either find some one who wants to publish this as a print novel or ebook or comic or whatever.
Please move on to the next post and enjoy!
Temporal Pests Copyright Julie Vaux 2013
Friday, 4 January 2013
(RE) introducing Temporal Pests
I'm doing a re introduction to Temporal Pest for those infrequent visitors who may be confused about the plot.
To be honest sometimes I wonder if we do have a plot since I'm taking narration from a pair of characters whose grasp of linear time is rather uncertain.
Our two main characters are Sassy a sentient dachshund from Teckelstein and Goldie aka Gilda Dragonides aka that annoying Goullawk.
Our girls have been having adventures across the Multiverse and through time and space and various realities and fictionalities and dreamings and other dimensions.
They are aided by
LADY ZEN SHIPPER a techno-organic travelling device saved from a junkyard on Galli#$%^ before the timelock. She is probably related to the more famous TARDIS.
When LADY Zen is docked for repairs or just gone off shopping or wandering on her own the girls have often resorted to the services of London based taxi driver REG the Dawllawk. Not really a DAL#$ no really not at all.
Reg lives in East London on Respite Street with his lovely wife HerInside who just might be a Cyber er person.
The unfortunate survivor of a lost plot line JonaHexed sometimes gets dragged into the girls' activities as a sidekick since neither of them have opposable thumbs. Yes JonaHexed does have a certain resemblance to an unpopular and abused Stargate character.
Currently a certain super villian got his hands on a reality altering Cintamani a wish granting jewel and made a wish that has lead to various parts of the Multiverse converging with our reality. This has involved Sassy and Goldie since there are certain cosmic laws you really shouldnt mess with.
You especially shouldnt make wishes that can only be fulfilled by cutting off Teckelstein from the rest of the Multiverse or promises to other super villians who have had plans thwarted by Teckelsteiners.
Now Sassy and Goldie have to gather allies and gain access to the Cintamani to reset the Multiverse.
Now go back to the novel.
Thank you for hopefully choosing to continue reading Temporal Pests.
To be honest sometimes I wonder if we do have a plot since I'm taking narration from a pair of characters whose grasp of linear time is rather uncertain.
Our two main characters are Sassy a sentient dachshund from Teckelstein and Goldie aka Gilda Dragonides aka that annoying Goullawk.
Our girls have been having adventures across the Multiverse and through time and space and various realities and fictionalities and dreamings and other dimensions.
They are aided by
LADY ZEN SHIPPER a techno-organic travelling device saved from a junkyard on Galli#$%^ before the timelock. She is probably related to the more famous TARDIS.
When LADY Zen is docked for repairs or just gone off shopping or wandering on her own the girls have often resorted to the services of London based taxi driver REG the Dawllawk. Not really a DAL#$ no really not at all.
Reg lives in East London on Respite Street with his lovely wife HerInside who just might be a Cyber er person.
The unfortunate survivor of a lost plot line JonaHexed sometimes gets dragged into the girls' activities as a sidekick since neither of them have opposable thumbs. Yes JonaHexed does have a certain resemblance to an unpopular and abused Stargate character.
Currently a certain super villian got his hands on a reality altering Cintamani a wish granting jewel and made a wish that has lead to various parts of the Multiverse converging with our reality. This has involved Sassy and Goldie since there are certain cosmic laws you really shouldnt mess with.
You especially shouldnt make wishes that can only be fulfilled by cutting off Teckelstein from the rest of the Multiverse or promises to other super villians who have had plans thwarted by Teckelsteiners.
Now Sassy and Goldie have to gather allies and gain access to the Cintamani to reset the Multiverse.
Now go back to the novel.
Thank you for hopefully choosing to continue reading Temporal Pests.
Wednesday, 19 December 2012
A Happy Advent
A Happy Advent
Two new arrivals to Respite Street from Edinburgh.
Suddenly the sound of a saxophone swept down the street. It was being played by a small boy who was being chaperoned by an attractive middle aged woman.
The cyborgs turned to face them.
"Identification!"
"Residents of Edinburgh.
Participants in popular best selling novel series.
Alert Incoming!"
A traditionally built African lady from yet another best selling series appeared along with her friend and her husband and his apprentices ALL HOLDING screwdrivers cutting torches and determined expressions.
"Alert Alert Alert
Botswana's finest mechanic and private detectives!
Implement Strategy 36!
Retreat! Withdraw! Emergency! Run! Stomp! March! Levitate! FLee!"
Afternoon tea resumed amongst the women while the men folk put up some barricades using furnishings donated by Grace's husband just in case Reg and Her Inside's relatives and clones returned.
Unfortunately another threat was watching them from the back yard.
Next time we make Notnaked Feline Guy "Tomkat" and no connection to Tom Cruise CRY!
Sunday, 12 August 2012
More Doctors
More Doctors
Univeres are coalescing and turning into strange vast congeries.
Most of the people who are supposedly to be responsible for stopping this sort of thing are captive at the Node.
So who do you turn to?
On a remote planet on a semitropical island of the sort that really has fruit trees and nit just coconut palms someone had a hammock strung between two trees safely above the high tide line and was sipping a fruity kind of drink while nearby a blue object was catching the sun.
The blue object suddenly started humming like a beeswarm about to attackthen a small object came hurtling out of the skies and hovered between the blue object and the sunbather.
"Hello a message box!" exclaimed the sunbather, "For me!"
The box opened and shrieked on sonic and psionic frequencies.
"ANSWER YOUR PHONE AND CHECK YOUR VOICE MAIL NOW!"
"Bother ... ah well rarely a dull moment hey old girl!?" observed the sunbather while sauntering over and into the blue object.
"What's this I have 3000 messages?"
"Doctor Universes are colliding again! I have Albert Campion and Lord Peter Wimsey in my office and Biggles and most of John Buchan's characters and Lord Greystoke and ..."
"and Winnie's office isn't that large.." mused the person with several hundred doctorates. "hello here's one from ...when did or will I give my phone number to a Henry McCoy, a Dr. Nemesis, and a Dr. Richards?
Also I have messages from a Dr. Savage, the U.N., and oh no! FLUVIA!"
"Hello Sweetie Don't pick me up tonight and maybe tomorrow night too! I'm having a girls' night with guess who? We're shopping for a Vortex Manipulator! "
"Girls? Girls!" shrieked yet another doctor, "which girls?
No NO ... couldn't be... not those girls?"
Across the universe other doctors were panicking!
to be continued sooner or later sooner if I start getting more followers or my late winter pollen allergy attack clears up soonest!?
Monday, 11 June 2012
Meanwhile back in A real world.
There are several worlds universes continuums and dimensions that are (self) regarded as being the prime original source of the all the others.
For sanity and plotting sake I'll presume mine is real.
Anyway in A real world possibly this one a gracious cyborg was offering tea and biscuits to Doctor A who had dropped in on his way home from the office to his own residence further along the road.
"...and I've kept the tea leaves for you to feed the triffids. Are you still having trouble training the delivery people?"
"Well I did get the girls pruned just to be on the safe side but no they all know to leave things by the front door now" replied Dr. A
"So when will Reg be getting back? Do you mind if I watch the evening news here? I'vn't had a chance to finish unpacking the new plasma big screen."
"Oh I'm so looking forward to that!" responded HerInside.
Meanwhile at another REAL world Sassy and Goldie were inside the Cintamani Chapel reading the visitor's book. NO Goldie didnt get stomped by a giant robot it was a near miss though!
"Why are we doing this again if we already know we cant make a wish for three days?" asked Goldie.
"cos if there's not a proper time loop time may branch and guess who will probably have to make the timestreams converge again? "
"oooh that would be you and Jonahexed. You know how I am with physics and there's the whole lack of an opposable thumb thing," answered Goldie.
"ah here's the page with a copy of the wish ... oh Mr. L@$%^# what have you done! But why would that make Teckelstein fade out?" Oh I think we need to phone this and show the page to greater and more twisty minds than ours.
Meanwhile back on Another REAL World Dr. A was turning an interesting shade of pale under his usual public servant pallor as he and HerInside watched the Evening News.
"Another update on the global fan prank trend. Yes all across the world people presumably fans are dressing up as characters and attacking rioting or demonstrating in right or inside of authors home and publishing companies. Live from Ter.. "
Two elderly ladies dressed in dark clothing and holding broomsticks were standing in front of a cowering gibbering author yelling at a mob consisting of dwarves, trolls, vampires and others, including a group of people who seemed to be wearing Roman armor but carrying police batons, and some very academic looking wizards.
"Clearoff you lot and go home. Leave the poor man alone!"
"And over in the USA there's a herd of angry white horses in the front yard of a certain noted fantasy author In Pasadena geeks are running riot shouting Bazinga! and in New York the head office of a certain media ... well there's explosions screaming and a mob in costumes down in the street demanding friends and relatives be re-inserted into ..."
Dr.A changed the channel yet again.
"Live from Cardiff People are claiming to have seen pterodactyls and ghosts and just in we have footage on what has to be a fan prank a woman in Victorian clothing chasing the producers of Dah ....is she really shrieking stop damaging my fresh paintwork...!?"
"Reports from Tokyo. Large balloons resembling Gozdilla and other movie monsters are drifting across the bay and are approaching the shoreline. Well we hope they're balloons?!
Meanwhile reports from the South Pacific of undersea volcanoes forming small isles with unusual speed and other odd activities around the Lord Howe rise and certain deep sea ridges ..."
"A publicity stunt or filming for a new War of the Worlds or H. G. Wells movie seems to have misfired literally with reports of explosions, a forest fire, and a replica of his Time Machine falling from the sky and blocking a major roadway ..."
"Scotland yard is under siege or would be if the several versions of Sherlock Holmes hadn't gotten into a fight in the car park. Meanwhile across people claiming to be fictional detectives pathologists and consultants have showed up for work and taken over offices."
The TV showed a group that seemed to consist of Lord Peter Wimsey, Hercules Poiret, and a small child called Bertie who really should have been in Edinburgh.
Stay tuned for more mayhem and mischief with the Temporal Pests!
Saturday, 26 May 2012
Really Very Big Robots
Really Very BIG robots !
The Node didnt really have a horizon. You were either there or not there. Its edge if you could call that faded out into something like mist and clouds so you perceived it as a platform floating ina very pale "sky". A very large platform with a slight curve with objects and buildings scattered across it.
Coming aorund the edge of one of those buildings was a line of advancing robots, mechanical men, and giants of cold steel and other alloys, of varying models and sizes, from realms of anime, manga, and intergalactic space opera, and the wild beyonds of time and space and mortal dreaming.
Goldie and Jonahexed franticly begun pulling weapons and other things out of the saddle bags of the bike and Reg went back to his taxi's dashboard and pulled a few levers and the taxi levitated up just a few feet to give clearance for gunports to open and extend down and out.
The robots lumbered trundled stomped and rolled closer.
Goldie finally found her skateboard. The saddlebags were actually dimensional folds larger inside than outside so Jonahexed was now surrounded by a clutter of guns he was frantically checking the ammunition and power levels of.
The nearest robot raised a leg slowly and Jonahexed fired at its joints. Projectiles opened mid flight into strands of sticky entangling threads jamming its knee and ankle.
Sassy had an idea
"Er why don't we just drive or run under or around them?"
"whaa ... " cried Jonahexed as he was hit by a gas grenade and passed out falling to the ground in an elegant and melodramatic spiral.
Reg managed to toppled a few of the robots with ultra sharp flechettes shredding their limbs and screamed out
"Run Sassy Run!"
Goldie shrieked her crest raised.
"Yes Run Diversionary Tactic ....ack eraaah was it 36?!"
(Scribal note look up the ancient Chinese strategies of war gentle readers!"
Goldie screamed again.
"ROCKET POWER"
Two words that some one really should have added to the robotic hordes' memories.
Two minijets lowered from her skateboard and ignited and the board whizzed off looping round and between and round again in a shifting random pattern.
Several of the robots fell over, losing their balance, trying to bend over and catch her. A couple of robot tanks crashed into each other. More entangled themselves together reachng down to try and snatch up the Goullawk and Dachshund.
Reg muttered to himself unheard praise.
"That dragon does do lovely chaos."
Sassy was demonstrating why there are dachshund races.
A fit dachshund while not greyhound fast can achieve quite remarkable speeds due to the combination of a torpedo shaped torso and muzzle reducing wind resistance and two very powerful front legs with shock absorber front paws for kicking off the ground. Plus avoiding giant robot feet trying to stomp you is an excellent adrenalin trigger!
However for the robots trying to swat or catch Sassy and Goldie was rather like swatting at flies and the swooping flight of Reg's taxi was like being divebombed by an Australian magpie in nesting season a sReg skilfully veered off in a different direction at the last possible moment before contact or impact.
The robots begun to turn and lumber after the goullawk and the dachshund and Reg took the opportunity to move upwards beyond their reach switch to sleath mode hovering silently praying the Gravity manipulators would overheat for his for lights of amber orange and blood red were flickering warnings on his dashboard.
Sassy had reached the doorway of the Cintamani Chapel when she heard a very close and loud stomp and a nyargle.
To be continued. Hopefully soon. sorry I'm late again folks!
Sick relative to tend to and other problems and obligations.
Wednesday, 9 May 2012
A Sensible Civil Sorcerer
Dr A@#$%^&* was enjoying a cup of Darjeeling when his phone rung.
He put down the catalogue of exotic plants he had been holding in his other hand and lifted up the old fashioned receiver. He refused to use a cell phone especially after that incident with the modified iphone and the extra paper work and meetings it had created.
"DR A I wonder if you could pop in after work?"
"AH Silver lady of course it would be a pleasure. Have you been ... baking?"
"Oh Dr A you know I always make extra in case friends drop in and this afternoon two very special friends did with information you might want. Is this line clear? Is anyone in your office? We may have a Code Sky is falling situation."
"Some one is planning an illegal crossover that will weaken or even fracture the zone between worlds?"
"Possibly worse. Sassy and Goldie came to afternoon tea, and No, they're N _ O _ T causing problems but they came because my darling Reg had to do an emergency pickup from L.A."
The Silver Lady also know as HerInside went on to describe in brief the day's events.
Dr A after listening to her account placed the phone down swore in Mongolian then Latin and a strange unhuman language and summoned the apprentice he referred to as young Robert to his office.
"CodexRedSkyDissolving" he uttered solemnly three times.
Young Robert shuddered and cringed. There were few things as scary as his boss' ability to pronounce capitalisation. Dr A's use of that ability indicated some of those few things were active and that he might have to work UNPAID overtime.
Tuesday, 1 May 2012
LONDON CALLING!
Transdimensional devices can be larger inside than outside.
And also have doors that change size when you really need to move!.
A useful feature indeed when you have a human a dachshund and a motor bike with a side car plus a bundled up goullawk all trying to get thru a door as quickly as possible while the henchfolk outside are aiming weapons at them.
Inside at the front of the cab where the driver's seat should be was the mobile casing for a mutant cyborg.
A sign hanging down from the ceiling advised passengers.
"DO NOT BE ALARMED!
YOUR DRIVER IS CALLED REG
(ALMOST) THE LAST DAWLLAWK
NOT A DA#$%!
REALLY!"
The driver turned an optical sensor towards his passengers in the back seat.
"SO ladies and gentlebeings where to?
I was heading home for afternoon tea myself!
HerInside is making Devonshire Tea !
Care to join us in a restorative cup?."
The passengers barked assented and in the case of a still muzzled Goldie mumbled thru McGyver standard duct tape as Reg deftly considering he only apparently had one external digit hit the accelerator triggered the inertial dampers and the cab took off through the skies heading eastwards at near light speed.
They passed a couple of UFOS three black ops sleath aircraft and a time bubble with some teenagers in it as they crossed the Atlantic Ocean and then veered south and moved to a lower altitude to avoid the temporal anomalies and stray pterodactyls near Cardiff.
Reg took the scenic route over the Weald and then circled up towards the Thames and descended to a quiet suburban street in Eastern London.
As they climbed out of the taxi onto the pavement a woman with a pram waved at them.
"'Ello Reg 'Avin' a good day!"
"The best!"
chortled Reg gliding towards his front door past a shrubbery of plants neatly trimmed into robot shapes.
The door had a knocker featuring the head of the famous fembot from Metropolis.
"Cosplay excuse still working Reg?" asked Sassy.
"Well that, and half the residents on this street being werewolves, vampires, refugees from cancelled series, escapees or holiday rentals from book realms, and the perceptual filter fractals hidden in the paintwork, that Dr A designed for us."
Reg called out to his spouse as his passengers sat down in the front parlour.
"Sweet silver and sugar your spice pot is home!"
"Tea's just reached the perfect pouring temperature dearest!
I've have the tea trolley there in a minute!
Did I hear Sassy come in with you?"
A tall slender being with a skin of flexible metallic silver mixed with armor and wearing a frilly apron, pushed a trolley loaded with a basket lined with a linen tea towel to keep scones warm, a English creamware teapot with steam rising from its spout, and a small bowl of strawberry conserve, into the room.
(Real strawberry conserve not some vaguely fruity gelatine pretending to be jam)
"Hello darlings you haven't dropped in on us for ages!"
Jonahexed was still trying to untape and tie Goldie.
HerInside glanced at this.
"I'lll just go and get my scissors and the Stanley knife shall I so Goldie can join us and some extra straws, yes?"
"That's my very practical darling!" stated Reg proudly.
A shirt while later after some lovely scissor work by HerInside Goldie and Reg were sipping tea thru straws into their orifices, Sassy was licking cream and jam off a scone, and Jonahexed was sticking out one finger at a time trying to remember which one you kept straight while drinking tea.
"Well ladies and friends why were people shooting at you this time?" asked Reg.
Jonahexed opened his mouth ready to go to explanatory mode but Sassy barked first.
"You know that node where ALL well nearly ALL the various Time patrols Agencies and Temporal Bureaus have offices well its been overrun by villains from their own universes and others, ALL of them at once! They're having a massive crossover collision crisis!
The oddest thing though," continued Sassy, "well I saw myself and she told me not to come back for three days?"
"UM" muttered Reg thoughtfully, "now the other day I was in one of the Book Realms picking up a fare and the passengers were talking about how a reset takes three days and they were going towards a node?!"
"So?" asked JonaHexed, " do we go back one day or forward two and half or what?
When exactly did they reset the node to lower the quantum thresholds between realities?"
"Who cares! I need someone to massage salve into the marks the duct tape left!" hissed Goldie.
"Then SO," continued JonaHexed who had a great fondness for conjunctions , "are we going to do some sensible planning and get some expert advice or go looking for trouble?"
"Reg can you take us to the node?" asked Sassy.
JonaHexed moaned and HerInside thoughtfully passed him another scone and returned to the kitchen, calling out as she went,
"I'll just pack some lunches for you then!"
Later after they left Her Indoors with equal thoughtfulness and concern rang a London phone number, which was a direct line to the office of the deeply scary sorcerer called Dr A******* .
(Yes an office which probably has a nickname starting with L. Probably?)
Join us later this week or next week for the the next part which I haven't even thought of a name of yet!
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