Earth 2 point something.
someone is smugly contemplating the damage his arrival has caused when a shrill greeting disrupts his revery.
"Hey stoneface howsait going!?"
Some one shudders.
Several hours later
" ... and blah blah blah "
Stoneface hisses cos final letter of the greek abc doesnt work on Goullawks
" just eff off will you!"
"Oh I won the bet I made him swear ! "
Stoneface sobs
There are things even neogodlings dread and an afternoon spent with a Goullawk is one of them.
Showing posts with label fan fic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fan fic. Show all posts
Saturday, 6 December 2014
Saturday, 30 August 2014
Locks and Loops
A small red being was plummeting through the time vortex or the multiverse or the source wall or the borders of time and space. Whatever. It hurt. Her fur was starting smoulder. She was starting to forget where or when she was going.
That was when she landed.
A corridor. She was in a corridor leading to ... herself.
She could see herself and Goldie in a holding cell.
Aaaargh was this a temporal loop or lock.
What if she's done this before? Several times before?
That note with the list had changed a couple of times!
Would it alter again?
To be continued until Sassy and Goldilock break the temporal loop or paypal donations arrive. Yes that means next week back to chapter one again!
Bwabahahah evil laughter etc ......
That was when she landed.
A corridor. She was in a corridor leading to ... herself.
She could see herself and Goldie in a holding cell.
Aaaargh was this a temporal loop or lock.
What if she's done this before? Several times before?
That note with the list had changed a couple of times!
Would it alter again?
To be continued until Sassy and Goldilock break the temporal loop or paypal donations arrive. Yes that means next week back to chapter one again!
Bwabahahah evil laughter etc ......
Saturday, 2 August 2014
Next stop a pit stop
We last saw one of our heroines arranging for messages to be delivered.
The other?
Out from a steaming pit flumped an infuriated Goullawk who was also steaming.
Literally with purple fumes coming out of her nostrils.
She inhaled and shrieked.
"NYARGLE NYARGH ARGH"
Unfortunately for our villians no one saw her rise from the pit.
Otherwise Stratagem 36 would have been operative.
The Goullawk is in a dangerous to others VERY MAD BAD mood.
Multiverse Beware!
To be continued at the usual erratic rate. Sooner or later.
The other?
Out from a steaming pit flumped an infuriated Goullawk who was also steaming.
Literally with purple fumes coming out of her nostrils.
She inhaled and shrieked.
"NYARGLE NYARGH ARGH"
Unfortunately for our villians no one saw her rise from the pit.
Otherwise Stratagem 36 would have been operative.
The Goullawk is in a dangerous to others VERY MAD BAD mood.
Multiverse Beware!
To be continued at the usual erratic rate. Sooner or later.
Wednesday, 14 August 2013
meet the constructor again
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Thursday, 21 February 2013
In teckelstein the first appearance
( the girls are not talking to me
apparently they're being chased by something or someone
so you're just going to have to read a repeat of an older episode
sorry but I did warn you I'm only the scribe!)
Meanwhile in usually beautiful scenic Teckelstein the residents were not happy.
There was a howling blizzard on what should have been a lovely summer day.
There was none of the usual tourist trade from other realms and worst of all A.F. Teckelstein First Minister for just about Everything had not had his morning saucer of hot chocolate milk.
A. F. was a magnificent example of European standard hunting Teckel with black and tan coloring and an tail best described as an elegant calligraphic whip who was wearing his favorite monocle with a jewelled rim.
He was yelling at a speakerphone on his desk.
"What do you mean half the High Council disappeared and most of the rest can't make it through the storm.
Get some one with weather powers to make a tunnel or something.
Where's Leo or Mark?
Trapped in Chez Alfred?
Mark's wand isnt working and neither is Leo's gun?
The sky shield is cracking?
Yes I noticed that thank you!
Don't make me come down there and fix things myself!
And where are Sassy and Goldie?
Well them outside of the realm is always a mixed blessing.
We have more important problems!? Oh really!?
The first Dragon is what ... !!!
Oh Lieber Gott!"
A.F. walked away from the phone over to the windows.
A large statue of what appeared to be a warrior from the early Middle Ages wearing chain mail was acquiring icicles down in the courtyard.
Unfortunately the scales were dragon skin and the First Dragon had clearly had his shapeshifting abilities blocked half way during a change from his favorite human form to his full dragonish splendour.
"Okay now things are getting serious indeed" muttered A. F.
"Someone find my snowshoes" he barked in an imperative baritone.
Over in Chez Alfred unhappy customers were huddled around a fireplace fending off frost bite with mugs of hot chocolate or coffee or odder drinks. At a table nearby a man wearing a hood and a mask was glaring through snow googles at the innards of a gun and another was staring at a wand while a third was watching the mouth of a flame thrower that was thoroughly unfunctional.
"How the @#@$#%@@@4 can the laws of physics and magic be NOT working at the same @#@@#%$$ time?"
asked the man trying to fix his gun.
"hey that was not a hypothetical science boys!" he snarled at the group near the fireplace.
"Dramatic cliches still work!" cried a phantom like stranger as he successfully forced the front door open.
"Whaaa that's not right you're not written to slam doors open!"
"Which means" declaimed the phantom like stranger in disconcertingly cheerful tones that were even more out of character for him, " some badass capitalist running dog imperialist overlord be doin' some heavy duty messin' with reality."
Everyone in the Chez Alfred stared at him ...
Several persons jaws almost dislocated as the phantom like stranger proceeded to do a rap routine.
This was disrupted by an anguished scream from the kitchen from the owner chef.
"Nooo the oven's stopped and I had souffle rising!"
Someone screamed "Its the end of the world!"
Others ran out into the storm preferring the risk of hypothermia to an irate chef.
A few more compassionate souls ventured into the kitchen to comfort the chef a distinguished and former British Intelligence agent.
(No not the double zero and a seven one. The one who works as a substitute parent for a family of neurotic bat theme obsessed acrobatic crime fighters)
"Yeah but what's happening outside our world?" asked a more or less mad scientist thoughtfully who was a refugee from Black Dragon Tea Island.
Next time "Yes it's a trap Goldie!"
apparently they're being chased by something or someone
so you're just going to have to read a repeat of an older episode
sorry but I did warn you I'm only the scribe!)
Meanwhile in usually beautiful scenic Teckelstein the residents were not happy.
There was a howling blizzard on what should have been a lovely summer day.
There was none of the usual tourist trade from other realms and worst of all A.F. Teckelstein First Minister for just about Everything had not had his morning saucer of hot chocolate milk.
A. F. was a magnificent example of European standard hunting Teckel with black and tan coloring and an tail best described as an elegant calligraphic whip who was wearing his favorite monocle with a jewelled rim.
He was yelling at a speakerphone on his desk.
"What do you mean half the High Council disappeared and most of the rest can't make it through the storm.
Get some one with weather powers to make a tunnel or something.
Where's Leo or Mark?
Trapped in Chez Alfred?
Mark's wand isnt working and neither is Leo's gun?
The sky shield is cracking?
Yes I noticed that thank you!
Don't make me come down there and fix things myself!
And where are Sassy and Goldie?
Well them outside of the realm is always a mixed blessing.
We have more important problems!? Oh really!?
The first Dragon is what ... !!!
Oh Lieber Gott!"
A.F. walked away from the phone over to the windows.
A large statue of what appeared to be a warrior from the early Middle Ages wearing chain mail was acquiring icicles down in the courtyard.
Unfortunately the scales were dragon skin and the First Dragon had clearly had his shapeshifting abilities blocked half way during a change from his favorite human form to his full dragonish splendour.
"Okay now things are getting serious indeed" muttered A. F.
"Someone find my snowshoes" he barked in an imperative baritone.
Over in Chez Alfred unhappy customers were huddled around a fireplace fending off frost bite with mugs of hot chocolate or coffee or odder drinks. At a table nearby a man wearing a hood and a mask was glaring through snow googles at the innards of a gun and another was staring at a wand while a third was watching the mouth of a flame thrower that was thoroughly unfunctional.
"How the @#@$#%@@@4 can the laws of physics and magic be NOT working at the same @#@@#%$$ time?"
asked the man trying to fix his gun.
"hey that was not a hypothetical science boys!" he snarled at the group near the fireplace.
"Dramatic cliches still work!" cried a phantom like stranger as he successfully forced the front door open.
"Whaaa that's not right you're not written to slam doors open!"
"Which means" declaimed the phantom like stranger in disconcertingly cheerful tones that were even more out of character for him, " some badass capitalist running dog imperialist overlord be doin' some heavy duty messin' with reality."
Everyone in the Chez Alfred stared at him ...
Several persons jaws almost dislocated as the phantom like stranger proceeded to do a rap routine.
This was disrupted by an anguished scream from the kitchen from the owner chef.
"Nooo the oven's stopped and I had souffle rising!"
Someone screamed "Its the end of the world!"
Others ran out into the storm preferring the risk of hypothermia to an irate chef.
A few more compassionate souls ventured into the kitchen to comfort the chef a distinguished and former British Intelligence agent.
(No not the double zero and a seven one. The one who works as a substitute parent for a family of neurotic bat theme obsessed acrobatic crime fighters)
"Yeah but what's happening outside our world?" asked a more or less mad scientist thoughtfully who was a refugee from Black Dragon Tea Island.
Next time "Yes it's a trap Goldie!"
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