POP GOES THE ...
POP !
Goldie remembered an odd feeling as if she had been squeezed through something.
She now seems to be floating in thin air not flying floating as if air was as dense as water.
She looked down. there was the battle to access the Cintamani.
BELOW HER.
"Blahargh!"
She looked again. There was the foot print of a giant robot and in the middle of it a darker deeper indent rather Goullawk shaped.
Someone behind and above her spoke.
"You're not dead ... yet."
"TARA!"
Tara aka Kuan Yin aka Lady Charity an avatar of compassion was smiling at her.
"I'm squished!" lamented Goldie.
"You don't have solid bones you have ultradense cartilage," stated Tara, "provided some one applies liquids you'll heal ... eventually."
"But we're having a crisis now!" shrieked Goldie, looking down at the mayhem below. Sassy had just had her fur scorched by a laser. JonaHexed and his new girlfriend were firing weaponry gallantly. The wizrds' sheilds were flickering and about to fail and Reg and HerInside were surrounded by cyborgs.
Oddly though the villians seemed to be avoiding the Doctorish Donna.
Goldie moaned.
"Not good!"
"Really!? Well yes your readership has dropped again but help is on the way."
Tara pointed at a building the Tech Support Crew from Pasadena and Princess Amy of the Apes were running towards.
"Behold the Opener of Gates!"
To be continued whenever I feel like it or when the reader numbers go up.
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
Thursday, 5 September 2013
Finally a Battle
Finally a Battle Scene.
Well almost there!
"Okay people final checklist!
Do we have ...
Guns that look so heavy you should fall over trying to pick one up.
Assorted swords knifes and artifacts techno and magical.
Wizards. Dragons. Witches.
A half horse and a Horde of Lost girls.
People from Pasadena for technical and other support.
Dodos and a whole family of people comfortable with the idea of them being fictional and real at the same time.
A vortex manipulator adjusted to fit a Dachshund.
Londons finest Immigrant Taxi driver and his cyborg wife.
Space people and ..."
"Oi oi oy am I too late?" shouted a ginger headed woman leaping out of a car driven by her grandfather.
Yes gentle readers due to the cosmic crisis a certain ginger Donna's not dim any more and can be doctorish without her brain exploding.
The Doctorish Donna has returned!
"Do we have a battle plan though?" asked a character,"we're out gunned out powered and outnumbered by villianry and henchfolk?"
"We're the heroes restoring balance to the multiverse of course we win!" barked sassy confidently.
Another character made a dark inquiry.
"Don't these cosmic resets usually require a tragic sacrifice or great loss of some one?"
"You'ld be surprised what you can lose and still survive and love," responded Fluvia somewhat grimly.
JonaHexed looked at fluvia and asked,
"There's this rumor you're been talking to your future self ..."
"Oh that rumor that my future self gets uploaded into a planet sized AI and that with that much power I could maybe transcend time and space ... just a rumor!" smirked Fluvia.
(Scribal note you have figured out who fluvia is by now gentle readers?)
"Yes well do we have a battle plan?"
"Teamwork just like in WOW!" shouted one of the People from Pasadena.
"Seriously we need a plan!"
"Okay" stated D.E.M. "We go to the Node kick butt majorly and sieze control of the Node and put everything back the way it was!"
"We could make things better?" some one asked wistfully.
"lets just finish loading and up up and away!" barked Sassy.
Gentle readers if you've dropped in the Node is one of those places outside our universe from which one can access and even alter several parts of the Multiverse. The technology or device for doing this is called a Cintamani in Sanksrit. Think Wishing Jewel Psionic Amplifier Laran Stone Infinity Gem Cosmic Crystal Cubic thingies ... getting the idea?
A leading Villian Mr L tired of all the endless reality resets along with a few dozen of his friends and frenemies and allies has over run the Node and made a wish that caused realities and fictionalities to converge with our reality.
Sitcom characters and superheroes and a few antiheroic types who normally deal with these crises this time are aware they have artists and authors and are harassing their creators instead of trying to fix the crisis.
Example this battle via Skype.
Two familiar faces of consulting detectives are screaming at each other via their computer monitors
"I'm the REAL Sher ...
Meanwhile in the background two Doctors with the same family name but differing ethncities are conversing via their mobiles
"Sooo in this new reality we have the same great grand parent and one of his children went to Hong Kong and the other stayed in Britain and ..."
Who's left to fix things ? Sassy a sentient dachshund and Goldie a Dragonoid and an assortment of characters.
Lady Zen Shipper took off from Respite Street heading for a battle even more deadly than that between two massive yet immature egos with giant intellects and an emotional age not particularly adult.
The Node seemed curiously empty. Lady Zen landed facing the Cintamani Shrine which seemed to rise unguarded from a field of grass like growths surrounded by a forest of trees.
There was however a large slab of crystal nearby displaying a map of the current configuration of the Node.
Princess Amy of the Apes was Invisible again and wandered over to the crystal. She touched it just to see what would happen and a path appeared in red from the Node to a spot marked Gate Control and Your true love is here!"
Amy of the Apes briefly shifted into Princess Mode,became visible, picked up her skirts and begun to ran. The Pasadena People followed her.
"Hey wait you're our tech support don't run off!" screamed Jonahexed.
And that of course was when the giant robots appeared.
Sentinels Battle Suits Iron Giants Computos dropped their cloaking fileds and moved to surround Lady Zen Shipper. Evil cyborgs droids robots nanoswarms and other synthetic beings raced towards them.
The Wizards of London raised a shield over our valiant minority.
Then to add to their problems several infamous sorcerers necromancers wizards dark mages and wicked witches along with their minions familiars and pet demons and monsters joined the forces arrayed against them.
"Come moving forward everyone!" shouted DEM slashing at a tentacled montrosity while JonaHexed blasted a group of minor rock demons with fragmentation rounds and Fluvia fired her guns. The equine person was using a vintage machine pistol. The Lost Girls were using swords nunchakus, and winsomely sweet innocent smiles that caused several people to have to stop and throw up. The dodos were running around in chaotic circles plocking and confusing the villians who couldn't decide each one to shoot first. The people from Swindon employed a wide variety of weaponry they'd collected over the years and then ... it happened.
Goldie raced ahead on her rocket sled beyond the wizards' shields just as a giant robot foot slammed to the ground.
There was a large deep footprint and no sign of the Goullawk.
"Keep moving!" shrieked DEM grabbing Sassy by her collar as she tried to reach the hole in the ground.
To be continued.
Do Goullawks really have a high body density best compared to rubber?
Will Amy of the Apes find her lost love and receive true Love's kiss.
Where are those backup dragons?
And why haven't the forces of Teckelstein arrived yet?
Questions to be answered some time in the future.
Well almost there!
"Okay people final checklist!
Do we have ...
Guns that look so heavy you should fall over trying to pick one up.
Assorted swords knifes and artifacts techno and magical.
Wizards. Dragons. Witches.
A half horse and a Horde of Lost girls.
People from Pasadena for technical and other support.
Dodos and a whole family of people comfortable with the idea of them being fictional and real at the same time.
A vortex manipulator adjusted to fit a Dachshund.
Londons finest Immigrant Taxi driver and his cyborg wife.
Space people and ..."
"Oi oi oy am I too late?" shouted a ginger headed woman leaping out of a car driven by her grandfather.
Yes gentle readers due to the cosmic crisis a certain ginger Donna's not dim any more and can be doctorish without her brain exploding.
The Doctorish Donna has returned!
"Do we have a battle plan though?" asked a character,"we're out gunned out powered and outnumbered by villianry and henchfolk?"
"We're the heroes restoring balance to the multiverse of course we win!" barked sassy confidently.
Another character made a dark inquiry.
"Don't these cosmic resets usually require a tragic sacrifice or great loss of some one?"
"You'ld be surprised what you can lose and still survive and love," responded Fluvia somewhat grimly.
JonaHexed looked at fluvia and asked,
"There's this rumor you're been talking to your future self ..."
"Oh that rumor that my future self gets uploaded into a planet sized AI and that with that much power I could maybe transcend time and space ... just a rumor!" smirked Fluvia.
(Scribal note you have figured out who fluvia is by now gentle readers?)
"Yes well do we have a battle plan?"
"Teamwork just like in WOW!" shouted one of the People from Pasadena.
"Seriously we need a plan!"
"Okay" stated D.E.M. "We go to the Node kick butt majorly and sieze control of the Node and put everything back the way it was!"
"We could make things better?" some one asked wistfully.
"lets just finish loading and up up and away!" barked Sassy.
Gentle readers if you've dropped in the Node is one of those places outside our universe from which one can access and even alter several parts of the Multiverse. The technology or device for doing this is called a Cintamani in Sanksrit. Think Wishing Jewel Psionic Amplifier Laran Stone Infinity Gem Cosmic Crystal Cubic thingies ... getting the idea?
A leading Villian Mr L tired of all the endless reality resets along with a few dozen of his friends and frenemies and allies has over run the Node and made a wish that caused realities and fictionalities to converge with our reality.
Sitcom characters and superheroes and a few antiheroic types who normally deal with these crises this time are aware they have artists and authors and are harassing their creators instead of trying to fix the crisis.
Example this battle via Skype.
Two familiar faces of consulting detectives are screaming at each other via their computer monitors
"I'm the REAL Sher ...
Meanwhile in the background two Doctors with the same family name but differing ethncities are conversing via their mobiles
"Sooo in this new reality we have the same great grand parent and one of his children went to Hong Kong and the other stayed in Britain and ..."
Who's left to fix things ? Sassy a sentient dachshund and Goldie a Dragonoid and an assortment of characters.
Lady Zen Shipper took off from Respite Street heading for a battle even more deadly than that between two massive yet immature egos with giant intellects and an emotional age not particularly adult.
The Node seemed curiously empty. Lady Zen landed facing the Cintamani Shrine which seemed to rise unguarded from a field of grass like growths surrounded by a forest of trees.
There was however a large slab of crystal nearby displaying a map of the current configuration of the Node.
Princess Amy of the Apes was Invisible again and wandered over to the crystal. She touched it just to see what would happen and a path appeared in red from the Node to a spot marked Gate Control and Your true love is here!"
Amy of the Apes briefly shifted into Princess Mode,became visible, picked up her skirts and begun to ran. The Pasadena People followed her.
"Hey wait you're our tech support don't run off!" screamed Jonahexed.
And that of course was when the giant robots appeared.
Sentinels Battle Suits Iron Giants Computos dropped their cloaking fileds and moved to surround Lady Zen Shipper. Evil cyborgs droids robots nanoswarms and other synthetic beings raced towards them.
The Wizards of London raised a shield over our valiant minority.
Then to add to their problems several infamous sorcerers necromancers wizards dark mages and wicked witches along with their minions familiars and pet demons and monsters joined the forces arrayed against them.
"Come moving forward everyone!" shouted DEM slashing at a tentacled montrosity while JonaHexed blasted a group of minor rock demons with fragmentation rounds and Fluvia fired her guns. The equine person was using a vintage machine pistol. The Lost Girls were using swords nunchakus, and winsomely sweet innocent smiles that caused several people to have to stop and throw up. The dodos were running around in chaotic circles plocking and confusing the villians who couldn't decide each one to shoot first. The people from Swindon employed a wide variety of weaponry they'd collected over the years and then ... it happened.
Goldie raced ahead on her rocket sled beyond the wizards' shields just as a giant robot foot slammed to the ground.
There was a large deep footprint and no sign of the Goullawk.
"Keep moving!" shrieked DEM grabbing Sassy by her collar as she tried to reach the hole in the ground.
To be continued.
Do Goullawks really have a high body density best compared to rubber?
Will Amy of the Apes find her lost love and receive true Love's kiss.
Where are those backup dragons?
And why haven't the forces of Teckelstein arrived yet?
Questions to be answered some time in the future.
Wednesday, 28 August 2013
AAARGH ACK AND ARGLE
AAARGH ACK AND ARGLE
A MESSAGE FROM THE (c0) Star of this series
Ms. Gilda Dragonides aka Goldie the Goullawk,
Despite Sassy and My multiple efforts to distract divert and otherwise cheer up and inspire the Scribe she's still only half way through the next chapter due to the tasks involved in something called clearing a estate which apparently involves paperwork throwing out lots of stuff and photographing and putting up ads for other stuff instead of drawing and writing about me and Sassy.
Please read the prior posts oh and will someone please use the paypal tip jar ?
A MESSAGE FROM THE (c0) Star of this series
Ms. Gilda Dragonides aka Goldie the Goullawk,
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| Copyright Julie Vaux 2013 |
Please read the prior posts oh and will someone please use the paypal tip jar ?
Wednesday, 14 August 2013
meet the constructor again
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Meet the Constructor !
(New extended revised version of an earlier post.)
and a few other familiar faces
YES Again You'll be gettign flashbacks until I get some Pyapal donations or time to finish the first part of the big battle scene.
"Wow!" exclaimed Sassy looking at the scanner, "We didn't vaporize most of Pasadena though it is a bit singed ..."
"well" cackled Jonahexed grabbing his hands together, "Now to see if our evil plan worked hehehe.
Flavia slapped him.
"I told him not to dress up in that horror movie outfit!"
She grabbed him by an ear.
"Bath time for you in blessed water!
Fortunately I'm used to handling adults who act like twelve year olds!"
JonaHexed whimpered and inside his container Dark Caper giggled and crooned.
People who had been possessed by him were prone to lingering moments of odd behaviour.
"So dramatic entrance via teleport to see if we zapped the Gang?" asked Goldie,"and can I wear my Power Goullawk vest?"
"The one you cut down from Pee Gee's old outfits?" asked Fluvia,"ah does it still have the ... ???"
"Humph I took out the gag boobs!" snapped Goldie, who didn't understand why people had complained about them. Especially since many of the complaints were form male persons who regarded PeeGee's figure as "healthy yet the sight of Goullawk Queen wearing a lyra top with falsies inserted as perverse and not parody.
Meanwhile several thousand feet below smoke was clearing and clothes had changed.
"Howie," squealed Mrs Wolowiz,"you look awesome!"
"In a strangely Kirbysque way?" observed Leon.
The Waitress was now wearing a white and gold outfit with a large P on the very tight front and Mrs Wolowiz a miniskirt thigh high boots and a swimsuit apparently designed by Mike Grell.
Leon was just about to realise his own outfit now resembled Coluan Haute Couture circa the thirty first century when a classic Trek teleport sfx filled the middle of the room.
"oh nooo!" moaned Super Pandit in his delightful accent,"it is the little doggie and the very nagging mini naga queen and ... hello mature but sexy I'm Raaa ..."
Goldie slapped him into silence.
Becoming Super pandit had cured his selective mutism.
Fluvia just looked bemused.
"Sorry sweetie I have a man!"
"look Ladies just why are you here?" asked Leon," and aren't you Riv...?"
"Hush sweetie we don't want to attract any copyright lawyers with no sense of humor?!"
"My future self told me to arrange an "accident" so you'ld all get super powers and we can return to the Node and reset reality," explained Sassy.
"Reset reality? Why we have super powers now!" protested Wolowiz.
"Well apart from the fact Super Pandit is probably going to get himself killed hitting on someone with more powers than him ... " as she said this Super Pandit was hovering in a position that allowed him a close up view of Fluvia's cleavage, " ... take a look at the news update showing on the TV.
"Yes it's official folks we have several versions of the Justice League and Avengers fighting about who the real ones are in the streets of Manhattan and we're about to cross over for an exclusive interviews with Guy Gardener who claims to be the one and only real Green Lantern.
"Our reality now includes Guy Gardener? Okay that could be a problem ... "
"And what if Galactus or Thanos are real now or did you miss the story about Latveria?" asked Sassy.
Leon shuddered.
Sassy continued reading her notes.
"Oh Mr Wolowiz you are now the CONSTRUCTOR! Think about making something.
"Oookay!"
Wolowiz reached out a hand. Energy suddenly surged down it and a hover bike appeared.
"Hey can I have a new car?" asked the Waitress.
"Oookay!"
"Mmm that's your super power Persuasion!"
"And what do I do?" asked Mrs Wolowiz .
"mmm you're the Shrieker with super sonic shouting power according to my notes," answered Sassy.
"So ladies what can the CONSTRUCTOR imagineer for you?"
"Ah guys ... and ladies what about the other problem?" asked Leon pointing at the whiteboard.
A drawing had appeared of a bluejay pointing at a man wearing a black cape with a familiar expression of assumed superiority next to a symbol combining a flower and a spiral and a note saying Meemaw's Moonpie is with the super villians at the Node.
"What's the Node?" asked the Waitress,"A comic book shop?"
A message from our Scribe who has some brand new problems due to dealing with a relatives estate.
Hey will someone please use the Paypal box ?
No one had noticed that Princess Amy of the Apes had disappeared.
and not just because she had popped into the bathroom to see if her appearance had changed. It just kept changing to her horror.
One minute she was invisible then she was wearing a Disney princess outfit then she was a gorilla wearing the same ballgown then herself wearing a tee shirt with the logo bad monkey and a picture of one of her cigarette smoking lab subjects and she was a Vulcan or maybe a Romulan wearing an exotic scifi costume and heard a voice saying "True Love's Kiss can break this curse!"
Something that left a trial of glitter flitted out of the bathroom
"Was that Tinkerbell?"
"All abroad whoever's coming to look for Shellyboy or the Big Adventure of fixing the Universe"
An invisible and forgotten Princess Amy of the Apes just made it to the living room in time to follow the others over into a fantastic hover car the Constructor had made.
Monday, 29 July 2013
The Advent of D.E.M.
The Advent of D. E. M.
Back in London strane lights were dancing over the hills dragons were perched on St Paul's dome and in a famous store vampires and other shoppers were bickering and clawing at each other and the specials as Harrods was having a sales.
In Respite Street people were quietly and efficiently setting up tables in the street to feed the survivors and tallying up the injuries and damages. Some folk were busy chasing Doctor A's pet triffids who had gotten out of his garden when a wall collapsed and were trying to hide in a patch of shrubs to waylay passerbys in the commons at the end of the street.
Suddenly there was the unusual sound of horse hoofs on asphalt clattering down the street. Some one who seemed to be more or less female was riding a large horse who seemed to have been used as a model by Frank Frazetta towards Sassy and Goldie. The rider was riding a tee shirt with the words Darkover Ghost Wind Dancer on the front and jodphurs tucked improperly into cowboy boots and hair that was mostly silver flowed down from under a samurai style helmet.
"Hello I'm DEM the Divine Emergency Machina and yes that is a pun on Dea Ex Machina! Friends of friends asked me to assist you!"
Sassy peered at the list. Suddenly the name D. E. M. appeared in purple ink with red and gold outlines at the bottom along with a list of skills, very useful relevant weapon skills, experience with swords, naginata, sabres, muskets, archery, rifles, guns, and artillery.
"Are there going to be any more last minute additions to this or can we finally get to a battle scene?" asked Goldie.
Next ... yes finally a battle scene !
Back in London strane lights were dancing over the hills dragons were perched on St Paul's dome and in a famous store vampires and other shoppers were bickering and clawing at each other and the specials as Harrods was having a sales.
In Respite Street people were quietly and efficiently setting up tables in the street to feed the survivors and tallying up the injuries and damages. Some folk were busy chasing Doctor A's pet triffids who had gotten out of his garden when a wall collapsed and were trying to hide in a patch of shrubs to waylay passerbys in the commons at the end of the street.
Suddenly there was the unusual sound of horse hoofs on asphalt clattering down the street. Some one who seemed to be more or less female was riding a large horse who seemed to have been used as a model by Frank Frazetta towards Sassy and Goldie. The rider was riding a tee shirt with the words Darkover Ghost Wind Dancer on the front and jodphurs tucked improperly into cowboy boots and hair that was mostly silver flowed down from under a samurai style helmet.
"Hello I'm DEM the Divine Emergency Machina and yes that is a pun on Dea Ex Machina! Friends of friends asked me to assist you!"
Sassy peered at the list. Suddenly the name D. E. M. appeared in purple ink with red and gold outlines at the bottom along with a list of skills, very useful relevant weapon skills, experience with swords, naginata, sabres, muskets, archery, rifles, guns, and artillery.
"Are there going to be any more last minute additions to this or can we finally get to a battle scene?" asked Goldie.
Next ... yes finally a battle scene !
Thursday, 18 July 2013
Powering UP
Powering up
If rock could steam Teckelstein would look like a comet.
At the moment the shields were glowing various engines were throbbing humming vibrating shaking and overloading. Psionic amplifier crystals blazed as if stars were in their hearts or whole galaxies and perhaps given the strange places the crystals had been collected across the multiverse perhaps some of those stones did hold astronomical entities. The improbability drive was shivering rainbows. Out in the streets plazas squares and other public gathering places the residents of Teckelstein were gathering to sing and pray since many of those devices were sensitive to thoughts and notions and wishes of love faith and hope.
Friendly dragons were firing up odd steam devices covered with symbols of inlay mithril and othr mythical magical metals.
A flight of bluebirds was circling the central lake shedding blessings. Phoenixes were donating plumage for great workings and amongst all this one small black and tan hound studied the skies as Teckelstein moved across around or through subspace the shattered wreckage of forgotten worlds hyperspace and high places unspace and chaotic places and strange voids racing towards Earth and its sun powering up for the leap to the Node.
Gentle reades of all the strange devices and technologies and machinery Teckelsteins use the most powerful of all is the improbability drive for it works on an influx of love faith and hope a trinity more powerful than science or magic so as our characters and plot lines slowly converge to a final battle send you your wishes prayers and thoughts and repeat the magic words.
I BELIEVE IN DACHSHUNDS
TECKELSTEIN IS REAL
If rock could steam Teckelstein would look like a comet.
At the moment the shields were glowing various engines were throbbing humming vibrating shaking and overloading. Psionic amplifier crystals blazed as if stars were in their hearts or whole galaxies and perhaps given the strange places the crystals had been collected across the multiverse perhaps some of those stones did hold astronomical entities. The improbability drive was shivering rainbows. Out in the streets plazas squares and other public gathering places the residents of Teckelstein were gathering to sing and pray since many of those devices were sensitive to thoughts and notions and wishes of love faith and hope.
Friendly dragons were firing up odd steam devices covered with symbols of inlay mithril and othr mythical magical metals.
A flight of bluebirds was circling the central lake shedding blessings. Phoenixes were donating plumage for great workings and amongst all this one small black and tan hound studied the skies as Teckelstein moved across around or through subspace the shattered wreckage of forgotten worlds hyperspace and high places unspace and chaotic places and strange voids racing towards Earth and its sun powering up for the leap to the Node.
Gentle reades of all the strange devices and technologies and machinery Teckelsteins use the most powerful of all is the improbability drive for it works on an influx of love faith and hope a trinity more powerful than science or magic so as our characters and plot lines slowly converge to a final battle send you your wishes prayers and thoughts and repeat the magic words.
I BELIEVE IN DACHSHUNDS
TECKELSTEIN IS REAL
Wednesday, 3 July 2013
Two Englishmen
Two Englishmen
... mmm ... well one's sorta Anglo-Irish but ...
In a place that is between worlds even when worlds converge there is a wood full of ponds that are portals in one section but there is also beyond a small pond and river a village and in that village a house on a hill with a large tree in the garden framing a view of a distant mountain. In that house two English men were having afternoon tea. There was ham and cheese and sandwiches and scones and berries and cream and a pot of tea which was always the right temperature and coffee that was never bitter and other delights. One of them had a pipe full of tobacco which never made you sick and really did have a fragant aroma and was blowing smoke rings. The other was looking out the window.Their wives who were out in the garden tending herbs waved up at him.
"Jack the mail is about to arrive!"
A moment later a very large pigeon wearing a WWII pilots cap came through the window and perched on the tea tables edge patiently waiting for an reward of hot buttered scone as the man called jack untied the message scroll from the bird.
"Ron duty calls!"
The two men got up from the teatable donned sensible woollen jackets with really useful deep pockets and picked up walking sticks made of a wood from a tree of the sort spirits dwell in and stranger creatures.
A small unicorn tossed its mane at them in greeting as they crossed into the forest and approached a pond from which steam was rising. It showed a mass of swirling red and black clouds and a planetoid surrounded by a force field appraoching Earths sun with ramscoops extended to collect plasma to restart fusion reactors and odder devices .
"Mmm Teckelstein's powering up for something."
Next powering up ...
... mmm ... well one's sorta Anglo-Irish but ...
In a place that is between worlds even when worlds converge there is a wood full of ponds that are portals in one section but there is also beyond a small pond and river a village and in that village a house on a hill with a large tree in the garden framing a view of a distant mountain. In that house two English men were having afternoon tea. There was ham and cheese and sandwiches and scones and berries and cream and a pot of tea which was always the right temperature and coffee that was never bitter and other delights. One of them had a pipe full of tobacco which never made you sick and really did have a fragant aroma and was blowing smoke rings. The other was looking out the window.Their wives who were out in the garden tending herbs waved up at him.
"Jack the mail is about to arrive!"
A moment later a very large pigeon wearing a WWII pilots cap came through the window and perched on the tea tables edge patiently waiting for an reward of hot buttered scone as the man called jack untied the message scroll from the bird.
"Ron duty calls!"
The two men got up from the teatable donned sensible woollen jackets with really useful deep pockets and picked up walking sticks made of a wood from a tree of the sort spirits dwell in and stranger creatures.
A small unicorn tossed its mane at them in greeting as they crossed into the forest and approached a pond from which steam was rising. It showed a mass of swirling red and black clouds and a planetoid surrounded by a force field appraoching Earths sun with ramscoops extended to collect plasma to restart fusion reactors and odder devices .
"Mmm Teckelstein's powering up for something."
Next powering up ...
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