Fans of a certain Cardiff produced TV program have noticed after a major tiff a certain English teacher changed her mind about a certain Traveller the next episode.
Someone apparently improved or had a refresher for their "dad skills" .
Others of you may remember a certain fan joke about Coulson referring to using the services of one of UNIT's consultants.
MMM
We now bring you yet another irresponsible piece of cross genre fanfic!
The office of a certain Director. All is quiet. The sound proofing is muffling the the howling from the basement. The damaged Brit is sharing the Xbox with a friend. The girls are practising on the target range. The Director is watching ballroom dancing videos on youtube.
Cloenig is on the phone with ... how many brothers does he have?
Suddenly a familiar noise fills the air and a large six sided object with doors on one side appears and a frantic figure leaps through the doors and bounds towards the Director's desk.
"You! You! You have to help me!" he screams in a mildly Glasgow Scots accent.
"How did you find this location!" snaps the Director.
"Oh I used to work for UNIT and my sort of maybe not yet dead wife goes shopping with a dragonoid and a dachshund who apparently know someone who "Ships" for some one ... was it Granite or Warden ... look I'll pay ... I'll give you my phone number!"
"Are you a certain xenobiology expert?" asks the Director.
"Yes! Yes thats me and I need a refresher in dad skills. My girl is being impossible! ... and I'll buy you a FULL tank of fuel for your AIRBUS!"
"DONE!"
Some time later his pupil having left the Director is sitting at his desk typing up class notes having had a bright idea for a best selling DIY book to raise funds!
DAD SKILLS
BOSS SKILLS
by Fil Martini
Lesson One Share and cook family meals!
Includes my recipe for kale and steak !
Is there any chance Whedon is reading this?
Come on humor include at least one reference to that British consultant!
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Thursday, 16 October 2014
Saturday, 17 May 2014
A Memo from a Certain Director
As regular readers ( do we have any?) have noticed my co-writers Sassy and Goldie distract easily and instead of informing me what happened next in strict and correct linear temporal sequence go off in tangents or bring me memos like this which appears to have come from the office of someone just promoted to Director of a certain organisation this week
Director C&*$&n to All STAFF and OFFICES)
To be distributed by email and print
RE: Salvage ops
It has come to my attention that certain individuals are selling fragments of various facilities and equipment on ebay. This will cease immediately!
Someone tried to sell LOLA! I know she needs repairs but we are not selling LOLA to raise funds for rebuilding.
I know it seemed like a good idea but someone using the ebay ID of HULKBUSTER showed up with several trucks and tried to enter restricted areas claiming they had bid successfully for salvage rights!
No more ebay auctions!
Graffiti.
NO further action will be taken if the person who sprayed Buddy Lives and Phil's Family Fun Therapy UNIT on the outside of my AIRBUS removes it. Promptly. You have 24 hours. The same applies to the person or people who thought it was funny to spray WHY HULK SEE RED YET TURN GREEN? in the corridor outside Dr Banner's lab. Likewise the individual who sprayed VOTE ONE STARK for BIGGER BETTER SHINY TOYS!
This is not a democracy or dictatorship.
Staff performance reviews.
A lot of you need to come up with something better than
"Hey I just yelled Hail Hydra because everyone else was doing it!"
Who put a chocolate labrador retriever inside Agent Ward's debriefing room?
He is now sobbing hysterically and babbling intel about Hydra between bouts of gambolling around the room playing with the dog. If anyone thinks they're helping him do an insanity plea ... this will not work!
I have no record of any agents using the IDs Sassy or Goldie!
Sincerely Intent on rebuilding our organisation
P.S. The next person who claims they saw a purple dragonoid on a skateboard and a talking dachshund will report for immediate psych evaluation!
Director C&*$&n to All STAFF and OFFICES)
To be distributed by email and print
RE: Salvage ops
It has come to my attention that certain individuals are selling fragments of various facilities and equipment on ebay. This will cease immediately!
Someone tried to sell LOLA! I know she needs repairs but we are not selling LOLA to raise funds for rebuilding.
I know it seemed like a good idea but someone using the ebay ID of HULKBUSTER showed up with several trucks and tried to enter restricted areas claiming they had bid successfully for salvage rights!
No more ebay auctions!
Graffiti.
NO further action will be taken if the person who sprayed Buddy Lives and Phil's Family Fun Therapy UNIT on the outside of my AIRBUS removes it. Promptly. You have 24 hours. The same applies to the person or people who thought it was funny to spray WHY HULK SEE RED YET TURN GREEN? in the corridor outside Dr Banner's lab. Likewise the individual who sprayed VOTE ONE STARK for BIGGER BETTER SHINY TOYS!
This is not a democracy or dictatorship.
Staff performance reviews.
A lot of you need to come up with something better than
"Hey I just yelled Hail Hydra because everyone else was doing it!"
Who put a chocolate labrador retriever inside Agent Ward's debriefing room?
He is now sobbing hysterically and babbling intel about Hydra between bouts of gambolling around the room playing with the dog. If anyone thinks they're helping him do an insanity plea ... this will not work!
I have no record of any agents using the IDs Sassy or Goldie!
Sincerely Intent on rebuilding our organisation
P.S. The next person who claims they saw a purple dragonoid on a skateboard and a talking dachshund will report for immediate psych evaluation!
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