This series of messages may explain why I don't have a regular posting schedule.
The Christmas / New Year Party season has started apparently.
Agent C*%#@*$ to A. F. Teckelstein.
Some one claiming to be your grand niece gave me your email address.
Please explain why and how she and her "galpal" the Goullawk are currently INFESTING my plane!
A. F. its VON Teckelstein to Agent what did you do with that cellist girlfriend ?
Ignore them or fed them sashimi. The dragonoid will eat any type with seafood.
Agent Cou know who don't you to A. F. Teckelstein
Now some one calling herself a Professor of Archaeology has shown up and they're trying to persuade my pilot to come night clubbing with them!
A. F. to Agent C
Its between filming seasons. Surely you can remember you're a fictional character in other universes now. You really haven't meet River before this?
Agent C to A. F. What do you mean "Fictional" OF cos I'm REAL and they "borrowed" LOLA! I ...!@$#$@!! TAHITI TAHITI TAHITI emergency reset Tahiti is a magical place ! ...
and that was all the correspondence I could get copies of ...
I pity the night club owner who gets Agent M a certain Doctor's Wife And Sassy and Goldie showing up to party.
Monday, 2 December 2013
Friday, 15 November 2013
Down and Dumped in Whitechapel
Down and Dumped in Whitechapel.
While the Constructor and the gang from Pasadena tried to unlock or create an override for what they hoped was the control panel for the gateways a group of London coppers who had learnt they were fictional characters were sitting dejected in a pub. Except for their volunteer archivist who was over in his own booth being chatted up by fans.
The others were drinking heavily to the extent that the OCD guy was even ignoring his suit jacket had a stain. Sitting next to them was a blurry SFX who was babbling.
"I I i might not be a a a demon I i i might be a a a ghost or a a a time traveller or or or .."
"An annoying echo?" grumbled the teams father figure.
Then a ray of sunshine broke through the gloom as two figures appeared dressed in mid twentieth century walking clothes complete with sticks and canvas backpacks.
"Gentlemen can we buy you a round and discuss the current situation? We're giving out invitations to a very special event. A party with gifts."
"And wizardly fireworks!" chortled the other heartily.
The archivist who had read their books and recognised them got up and ran over to them gushing "A QUEST ! An invitation to a quest?"
Ron and Jack smiled.
While the Constructor and the gang from Pasadena tried to unlock or create an override for what they hoped was the control panel for the gateways a group of London coppers who had learnt they were fictional characters were sitting dejected in a pub. Except for their volunteer archivist who was over in his own booth being chatted up by fans.
The others were drinking heavily to the extent that the OCD guy was even ignoring his suit jacket had a stain. Sitting next to them was a blurry SFX who was babbling.
"I I i might not be a a a demon I i i might be a a a ghost or a a a time traveller or or or .."
"An annoying echo?" grumbled the teams father figure.
Then a ray of sunshine broke through the gloom as two figures appeared dressed in mid twentieth century walking clothes complete with sticks and canvas backpacks.
"Gentlemen can we buy you a round and discuss the current situation? We're giving out invitations to a very special event. A party with gifts."
"And wizardly fireworks!" chortled the other heartily.
The archivist who had read their books and recognised them got up and ran over to them gushing "A QUEST ! An invitation to a quest?"
Ron and Jack smiled.
Sunday, 10 November 2013
November 2013 recap ... our story so far
Previously on Temporal Pests.
Over on a certain section of the Multiverse regarded as fictional in ours entire universes and timelines are prone to frequent resets crisises crossovers and entanglements.
Fed up with being at the whim of sadistic editors writers and other creative sadomasochists and led by Mr. "L" villians from across that area of the multiverse and others nearby have attacked and occupied a NODE an pocket dimension that is a gateway to several others and have gained access to a Cintamani a wish granting jewel.
This time they're going to be in charge when the Multiverse converges and resets. However the Cintamani can only be used once by each user and then needs to recharge.
Meanwhile the people usually responsible for guarding the Cintamani have either been taken prisoner or freed from their usual character parameters are busily partying or in some cases punishing their creators.
But the Cintamani or its Creator has a strange sense of humor and as a consequence of a wish Teckelstein home of sentient dachshunds and other beings has had its access to other realities and the Multiverse cut off. This has had various consequences including attracting the attention of Sassy a Teckel Princess and her friend Goldie aka Gilda Dragonides a Goullawk queen.
Unfortunately for the villians their friends and allies include
Fluvia
a gunslinging time travelling archaeologist
yes her boyfriend might be a time traveller too
Reg the ONLY Dawllawk London taxi driver
(No relation to Daleks no what do you think?)
JonaHexed and his new girlfriend Vicki refugees from universes no longer having a steady fanbase.
Dr A a deeply scary civil Sorcerer who normally works for a department stuck with a code name referring to washing.
The girls and their allies have returned to the Node trying to gain access to the Cintamani to undone Mr L's and other wishes but despite or perhaps because of advice from Sassy's future self they are badly outnumbered and Goldie has been seriously squished by a giant robot.
It would seem they need more help.
Fortunately Saints Jack and Ron are on the job and rounding up more allies for them.
The Detectives are coming!
Over on a certain section of the Multiverse regarded as fictional in ours entire universes and timelines are prone to frequent resets crisises crossovers and entanglements.
Fed up with being at the whim of sadistic editors writers and other creative sadomasochists and led by Mr. "L" villians from across that area of the multiverse and others nearby have attacked and occupied a NODE an pocket dimension that is a gateway to several others and have gained access to a Cintamani a wish granting jewel.
This time they're going to be in charge when the Multiverse converges and resets. However the Cintamani can only be used once by each user and then needs to recharge.
Meanwhile the people usually responsible for guarding the Cintamani have either been taken prisoner or freed from their usual character parameters are busily partying or in some cases punishing their creators.
But the Cintamani or its Creator has a strange sense of humor and as a consequence of a wish Teckelstein home of sentient dachshunds and other beings has had its access to other realities and the Multiverse cut off. This has had various consequences including attracting the attention of Sassy a Teckel Princess and her friend Goldie aka Gilda Dragonides a Goullawk queen.
Unfortunately for the villians their friends and allies include
Fluvia
a gunslinging time travelling archaeologist
yes her boyfriend might be a time traveller too
Reg the ONLY Dawllawk London taxi driver
(No relation to Daleks no what do you think?)
JonaHexed and his new girlfriend Vicki refugees from universes no longer having a steady fanbase.
Dr A a deeply scary civil Sorcerer who normally works for a department stuck with a code name referring to washing.
The girls and their allies have returned to the Node trying to gain access to the Cintamani to undone Mr L's and other wishes but despite or perhaps because of advice from Sassy's future self they are badly outnumbered and Goldie has been seriously squished by a giant robot.
It would seem they need more help.
Fortunately Saints Jack and Ron are on the job and rounding up more allies for them.
The Detectives are coming!
Friday, 25 October 2013
The Opener of Gates continued
The PhDin Physics often compared to a Praying Mantis was bored.
Here he was trapped in a control room unable to control anything.
There was a fascinating battle going on outside involving what appeared to be several violations of the laws of physics and all he could do was watch and not even record any data!
It was with some relief he heard the familiar voices of his gang begging cursing and pleading with him to
" ... open the @#$%%^ S!@#$%^ door Open this door Sweetie Now!"
He was so pleased to see his friends that he even let the persuasive waitress hug him.
He was even happier when he learnt about the Constructor's new powers and he got to apply his very own sonic screwdriver to an access panel.
#totally#shamelessly #weird #fanfic #fantasy #cosmic #crisis #crossover
Here he was trapped in a control room unable to control anything.
There was a fascinating battle going on outside involving what appeared to be several violations of the laws of physics and all he could do was watch and not even record any data!
It was with some relief he heard the familiar voices of his gang begging cursing and pleading with him to
" ... open the @#$%%^ S!@#$%^ door Open this door Sweetie Now!"
He was so pleased to see his friends that he even let the persuasive waitress hug him.
He was even happier when he learnt about the Constructor's new powers and he got to apply his very own sonic screwdriver to an access panel.
#totally#shamelessly #weird #fanfic #fantasy #cosmic #crisis #crossover
Saturday, 19 October 2013
The Opener of Gates
The Opener of Gates
in a dark control room a cloaked figure sat waiting for something to happen sulking cos he had been given the job of monitoring the various portals.
SITTING AND SULKING AND SITTING AND
BECAUSE THIS STORY NEEDS READER FEEDBACK !!!
in a dark control room a cloaked figure sat waiting for something to happen sulking cos he had been given the job of monitoring the various portals.
SITTING AND SULKING AND SITTING AND
BECAUSE THIS STORY NEEDS READER FEEDBACK !!!
Tuesday, 15 October 2013
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Friday, 4 October 2013
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